Robbie Williams confesses he pooed in his own hand while trying to secretly fart on flight
EXCLUSIVE: The former Take That star made the disgusting confession as he chatted with his wife Ayda Field on The Secret’s Out podcast with Alfie Deyes
Robbie Williams has confessed that he once pooed in his own hand while he was trying to secretly fart on board a plane.
The former Take That star, 46, made the disgusting confession while chatting on The Secret’s Out podcast with Alfie Deyes alongside his wife Ayda Field, 41.
The dad-of-four says he was 20,000 feet in the air when he began feeling “gassy”, but that he’s devised a trick to help him sneak out silent trumps, although Ayda disagrees.
The Loose Women panelist asked him: “Was I on this flight with you because you fart a lot when I’m on flights with you. Is that because you don’t want to inflict any more pain on yourself?”
Robbie insisted: “I’m very good with not farting on public flights now. Anyway, so I needed to get rid of the gas. And what I do is so that nobody can hear it’s me, I have a sort of ‘2 finger silencer’ where I just pull the cheek. A semi-lift cheek pull. It’s definitely a silencer. I’m 45. I’m really good at this now.”
Ayda said Robbie’s system doesn’t work as well as he thinks it does, and it seems she’s right.
Robbie then made the gross confession: “Anyway. So I pulled the cheek apart. Let rip and followed through and s*at in my hand.
Horrified host Alfie asked how old Robbie was when this happened, and the singer said it was just last year.
He added: “But fortunately, I got none of it on the fabric.”
His tale then prompted Ayda to make a confession of her own.
She told the podcast: “My secret is similar. I mean, obviously it doesn’t land in my hand but…I went on a girls’ birthday party in Ibiza.
“So we went to this fish restaurant on the beach and I started to eat the food and I was like, ‘I’m not feeling too good’. My stomach’s a bit upset.
“So, we go into this Mercado, a supermarket later on and we’re walking down the aisle. I was like, ‘oh, I feel terrible’ and a bit of gas came out… And I looked down and it wasn’t just gas. It came out.
“I had actually s**t myself a little bit in the supermarket, so there was just a drop of s**t right there. And I was like, erm and ah, it was horrible. It was awful.
“I was looking for napkins. Then I came waddling down the aisle saying ‘I need a tissue right now. I’ve just s*at myself! I did clean up and then I had waddle to the pub and take off what was my bathing suit underneath.
“I had to au natural under my bathing suit cover.
“It’s fine for you [Robbie] because everyone knows you’re disgusting. But I’ve just said that I’ve s*at myself in a supermarket in Ibiza. On the floor in a foreign country. I did clean it, though. I doubt Rob cleaned his.”
When Robbie said he had to clean up the mess he made, Ayda said: “You had no choice it was in your hand.
“I guess you had to. I didn’t. I could have. I could have meandered off. Just left it there. But I just didn’t think that was right.”
Robbie joked: “All I’m saying is that the alcoholic wipes are your friend in that circumstance.”
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