Katie Price’s lewd description of first time sex with ‘d*ckalicious’ Peter Andre

As the author of six autobiographies and 11 novels, Katie Price certainly has a way with words.

From slagging off her exes to falling in love with Peter Andre in the I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here jungle in 2004, Ms Price – aka Jordan – really knows how to paint a picture.

But that picture isn’t always PG. In fact, when it came to describing the first time she slept with ex-husband Peter after leaving the jungle, not a stone was left unturned.

Meeting up with him in a hotel room in England, the former glamour model described how Pete sent her wild with his ‘tight back t-shirt showing off his amazing six-pack and muscular arms.”

Setting the scene in her autobiography Jordan: A Whole New World, she shares her frenzied mindset and desperation to get up close and personal with the Mysterious Girl singer.

“I burned for him, my whole body longed for his touch,” she extols of her arousal.

“I wanted to feel his hands caress me, I wanted to touch him, taste him, I wanted him inside me.”

Sparing no blushes, she offers a blow-by-blow account of the stripping, touching, caressing and all-round wanting.

And then she goes and throws in this amazing gem…

“My eyes widened as he peeled off his boxers, revealing his huge c***,” she enthuses.

Using explicit detail – not published here – she continued: “Less of an acorn, more of an oak. It was definitely ‘d*ckalicious.'”

Right.

Anyway, they got down to business – and a grand time was had by all.

Katie continued: “After the best, most satisfying, sweetest f*** of my life, we collapsed in each other’s arms, hot, sweaty, exhausted and completely satisfied.”

Of course, it’s not the first time the former couple had spoken about their extra-curricular activities.

Pete once dished on their first steamy post-jungle hookup in a toilet, while admitting he was having doubts about their compatibility.

“When I saw her for the first time with her hair done nicely and with full make-up on, do you know what I thought? Inside I went, ugh!” he wrote in his 2010 autobiography, All About Us – My Story.

“She was also a bit drunk and I didn’t like that.

“She could tell I was staring at her face, which was so different from the one I’d become accustomed to in the jungle.

“All I could think to say that wouldn’t be too unkind was, ‘I think you looked better… in the jungle without the make-up and the hair off your face.”

His parents had already warned him off, urging him to ‘stay away’, but despite Katie’s dishevelled appearance, Pete couldn’t get enough.

Not backwards at coming forwards, Katie dove straight in and whispered, “There’s one thing I have to say. It begins with M and it’s a leap year.”

He was then whisked off to isolation so as not to ruin his exclusive deals, but Katie managed to get a present to him – a recording of Phil Collins’ Against All Odds.

“That was the moment I knew Katie and I were going to spend the rest of our lives together. Our love really was against all odds,” he wrote.

Not one to be told no, Katie managed to circumnavigate Pete’s lockdown and ‘stormed’ into his room, where Pete claims she was ‘drunk and rude to everyone’.

“She was wearing a horrible low cut top and a very short skirt. Her hair was all frizzy and looked a mess,” he sniped, revealing she barged into the bathroom and asked him to marry her.

“She was drunk and I couldn’t take her seriously. Judging by the state of her, I doubted a relationship would last more than a week!” he said.

Then she started crying before offering him a taste of the good stuff.

“No, you can’t let me go. I’ve never felt his way about anyone,” Pete said she wailed. “Never, never, never. Look, I’ll prove it to you… I’ll never leave your side… every day… every night… do you want a little suck?”

Despite his emotions being ‘all over the place’ and Pete in turmoil over whether to ‘respect her or not’, he admitted the lust was all too much and the ‘acorn was once again an oak’.

The incident changed the dynamic, with Pete’s mind wondering ‘what it would be like to be inside her.”

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